Haiku titled: I threw up in geometry because I math makes me sick not because I’m pregnant.

I am not pregnant.
Mind yo, mu-fuckin business.
Don’t puke in high school.

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whataboutbobbed: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ed Elizabeth Debicki as Jordan Baker in Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby also, ♥♥♥♥♥ed the movie itselfsby!  Bobbed approvedsby!
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If you date a girl and she promises she’ll never play mind games, YOU’RE ALREADY ON LEVEL TWO

(Source: , via mindxofxthexmindless)

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